The Boss - Rick Ross
[CHORUS]
My hair has been newly styled along with wardrobe
I am about to engage in grandiose carousing at the parking lot
In addition I own a Chevrolet automobile equipped with a 454 Big Block Engine
My speedometer reveals that I am traveling at 125 mph
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
It is merely just another day in the life of the superior commander
[VERSE 1]
My sexual prowess will make intercourse feel like it is magic
Come home with a streetwise gentleman like myself and we will waste no time
I always wear protection due to the precarious situation
She expresses her desires to be seated in the backseat of my Dodge Magnum
But I have exited the Magnum and have piloted the Trey
As I retract the convertible roof I am thankful to god for the glorious day bestowed upon me
I am impervious to any comments made about me by my enemies
I earned one million dollars in the previous year dealing narcotics
I still frequent the inner-city accompanied by various firearms
She expressed her affection for me by tattooing herself with my sir name
I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon
I own ten blackMaybachs which travel in a fleet
I shall conspicuously consume yet quickly regain the currency
It is evident that you are insignificant
A police informant just trying to befriend me
Even though you have recently exited state penitentiary
[CHORUS]
My hair has been newly styled along with wardrobe
I am about to engage in grandiose carousing at the parking lot
In addition I own a Chevrolet automobile equipped with a 454 Big Block Engine
My speedometer reveals that I am traveling at 125 mph
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
It is merely just another day in the life of the superior commander
[BRIDGE]
This female is expressing sexual interest despite my mediocre financial situation
The rest of you are expressing your frustration with the situation
I work very hard
For it is just another day in the life of the superior commander
[VERSE 2]
I am the upmost superior commander you have laid your eyes upon to date
I own large cars occupied by Spanish females who do not wear brassieres
You can call the other man if you enjoy walks in the park
I will not beat around the bush; I am here for a specific purpose
Tell your girlfriend to seek my audience
We are gangbangers and we are here to consume
Regard the numerous bottles of champagne purchased
We exit and travel in Chevrolet motor cars
I heed you to slow down for this speed is excessive
I am drinking the sizzurp beverage
I give you my word that it is all my colleagues’ beverage of choice
I spend large amount of money but only five dollars for a swisher
I do not purchase marijuana in twenty dollar increments rather 800 dollars at a time
I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon
It is evident shones located next to my car
[CHORUS]
My hair has been newly styled along with wardrobe
I am about to engage in grandiose carousing at the parking lot
In addition I own a Chevrolet automobile equipped with a 454 Big Block Engine
My speedometer reveals that I am traveling at 125 mph
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
For I am the utmost superior commander that you have laid your eyes upon to date
It is merely just another day in the life of the superior commander
No Hands - Waka Flocka Flame Feat. Wale And Roscoe Dash
[CHORUS]
Woman the way you are dancing has put me into a trance
Disc Jockey please increase the volume of the music, all of the women adore this song
I am going to drink Moscato d’Asti while you will remove your pants
Prior to that I will throw this money in the air while you perform without the use of your hands
Woman shimmy closer to the floor as I love to watch the movement of your backside
All I wish to do is recline as I watch you dance as I proceed to fling these dollar bills
[VERSE 1]
Your large rear contained within those jeans
Here is my friend Wale and my colleague Roscoe
She sports long locks of hair but without regret, when she walks around she is ogled
I welcome all of either African or Asian descent, Disc Jockey this my preferred tune
I am going to make it thunderstorm, yes, Flocka is here
However you flaunt it I do not give a care, there is an abundance of breasts on display
I am with my partner Roscoe, I remark to him about my level on intoxication
Is it not obvious, we spent over $50 000 on alcohol
I am trying to return back to my hotel room with two females that will service me sexually
Make haste with my penis, the Moscatod’Asti has put her in an excessively promiscuous mood
Once again you have put in a trance, I plead thee to remove thy pants
We perform complicated sexual acts, the exertion of which causes me to sweat
Darn, can you please pass me a fan
[CHORUS]
Woman the way you are dancing has put me into a trance
Disc Jockey please increase the volume of the music, all of the women adore this song
I am going to drink Moscatod’Asti while you will remove your pants
Prior to that I will throw this money in the air while you perform without the use of your hands
Woman shimmy closer to the floor as I love to watch the movement of your backside
All I wish to do is recline as I watch you dance as I proceed to fling these dollar bills
[VERSE 2]
She remarks to her mother, “Regard, I do not require the assistance of my hands!”
I am sorry darling but I do not dance
I am accompanied by Roscoe and Waka
I think I am worthy of a chance
I am a dangerous gentleman
Go inquire this claim with other gentlemen
I am extremely dapper and youthful
I am proficient in the use of nunchuks
Who are you accompanied by and may I ask what your name is?
Did you not hear who I am, I am Wale
I represent the District of Columbia
My eyes have an excessively red hue due to copious amount of marijuana use
Do not disrupt my psychoactive state, allow me to rejoice
With this drum beat I shall take my time
If you are looking to start an altercation we can head outside
I shall not squabble over any females as they are not part of my harem
Are you insane? You are not within your proper place
I do not have concern for any females, rather the effects of sweating on weave hairstyles
The way I operate I could literally deteriorate a song
I acquired vast sums of money for accompanying Roscoe
I do digress I am almost finished
I am very boisterous and rugged
With my large sums of money I leave large gratuities
I travel by train, nostalgic of the ‘Little Engine that Could’
[CHORUS]
Woman the way you are dancing has put me into a trance
Disc Jockey please increase the volume of the music, all of the women adore this song
I am going to drink Moscatod’Asti while you will remove your pants
Prior to that I will throw this money in the air while you perform without the use of your hands
Woman shimmy closer to the floor as I love to watch the movement of your backside
All I wish to do is recline as I watch you dance as I proceed to fling these dollar bills
[VERSE 3]
R-O-S-C-O-E, female harken your attention towards me
I am partaking in revelry of high class, bearing no resemblance to cheap luncheon meat
The other patrons of this club are tipping well, but my sums of cash would be as numerous as a flood
That is because I travel with pockets that are bigger than a bus
All my enemies wish I stop conspicuously pouring money on them
However I have such extreme amounts of money that I cannot stop this behavior
However I do not need to elaborate as most people exaggerate the nature of their financial situation
I continue in my financial pursuits, those that come after me can try to gain currency
My behavior can be described as ballin’ so much so it is like I just shot a free throw
I am so advanced in my efforts however I do not cheat
I own a Lamborghini, I Roscoe have no regard for the laws of traffic
Your curves have me disorientated similar to the lost fish named Nemo
[CHORUS]
Woman the way you are dancing has put me into a trance
Disc Jockey please increase the volume of the music, all of the women adore this song
I am going to drink Moscatod’Asti while you will remove your pants
Prior to that I will throw this money in the air while you perform without the use of your hands
Woman shimmy closer to the floor as I love to watch the movement of your backside
All I wish to do is recline as I watch you dance as I proceed to fling these dollar bills
In Da Club - 50 Cent
[VERSE 1]
Onward, onward, onward, onward, onward, onward
Onward dear lady, it is the anniversary your day of birth
Evidently we shall drink Bacardi for such an event
However, we do not care for such an event since it is in fact not your birthday!
[CHORUS] x 2
One can locate me in the club, with a bottle of champagne
Attention female, I possess controlled substances if you wish to partake in their consumption
I enjoy fornication rather than gentle intimate relations
Come embrace me, I shall return the favour
[VERSE 2]
When I arrive to the front entrance you will see my Mercedes Benz automobile equipped with large wheels
When I am accompanied by 20 of my associates, therefore there will be a minimum of 20 knives present in the club
It is rumoured that I have worked with Doctor Dre, as a result I have gained notoriety
When you amass sales in similar number to Eminem, females are inclined to engage in sexual activity
Despite this fame my character and disposition has not changed; my creed “hoes down G’s up”
I regard Xzibit and I request that he roll a marijuana cigarette
Close study of my movements, one will mistake me for the likeness of either a player or a pimp
Despite being severely injured by several bullets my locomotion is not affected
In inner-city Los Angeles the masses say “50 you hot”
They adore me, I want them to show the same affection the gave to the late Tupac
However if I am the subject matter of a conversation in New York some might say I am insane
My plan is to secure this rap industry similar to a choke hold
My financial situation has my constant attention
I have just earned one million dollars yet I am still trying to obtain currency
This woman is indicating that she very interested to me
She reveals that her acquaintance has bisexual tendencies and she is willing to join us
[CHORUS] x 2
One can locate me in the club, with a bottle of champagne
Attention mami, I possess controlled substances if you wish to partake in their consumption
I enjoy lustful sexual activity, not the romantic type
Come embrace me, I shall return the favour
[VERSE 3]
My oratory skills and my flamboyancy helped me to obtain large amounts of capital
Thus I was able to conspicuously consume
Items like real estate, automobiles, swimming pools and jewelry
Despite these luxuries, once again my character and disposition has not changed
You should rejoice at my success rather than be jealous
Does this anger you? One would think you would appreciate my success
That is me at the bar raising my glass in honour of my luxurious lifestyle
It is you, the insignificant human that is trying to sabotage my further success
When my music is played in the club, the party is underway
I merely have to wink at a female and thus she is mine
If the roof happens to catch fire it is acceptable to let the flames consume it
If we engage in a conversation about monetary issue I am not concerned
I shall share with you the advice the great Banks told me “go ‘head switch the style up”
If there are those who do not agree with your actions allow them to continue to do so while you contue to accumulate currency
Conversely, we can physically assault you with a bottle of champagne
Our location is well known throughout the masses
[CHORUS] x 2
One can locate me in the club, with a bottle of champagne
Attention mami, I possess controlled substances if you wish to partake in their consumption
I enjoy lustful sexual activity, not the romantic type
Come embrace me, I shall return the favour
[END]
Do not show ignorance in regard to our location
For we spend the majority of our time in the club
Regards to G-Unit
Teach Me How To Dougie - Cali Swag District
[VERSE 1]
They inquire, “Smooth?” to which I reply “What.”
Can you instruct me how to Douglas?
Are you aware of the purpose of such actions?
For all the females are infatuated with me
All I require is a piece of music with excessive bass
And for you to dance provocatively and within close proximity to me
Place your arms out in front and sway your body to and fro
Your popularity will grow exponentially when the masses see you Douglas, right?
No one dares cause a ruckus with my accomplice from the area of Morningside
His name is Bubba and he dances the ferocity of thunder
I do not hail from Dallas, however I engage in the D-Town boogie
As I demonstrate my skills everyone tries to emulate me
My enemies love to show disgust so they try to disrupt me
Perhaps the surrounding females have applied glue due to the fact they are so near to me
I illuminate the party with my presence just as the tempo increases
[CHORUS]
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
All my females adore me
All my females adore me
All my females adore me
You cannot compete with my Douglas
[VERSE 2]
I go by the name of Young
And for anyone who is not familiar with me
My origins are from the Western United States, however, I can instruct you how to Douglas
When I enter the discothèque all of the females harass me
Everyone is dancing yet no one acknowledges me
Suddenly I hear a voice from the crowd announce “Aye! Get it Brody!”
I proceed to dance near the floor
A fellow inquires, “How are you able to do that? He can Douglas on the floor?”
And when I stop my Douglas, the people ask me, “Douglas some more!”
But I am feeling fatigued so I let my colleague undertake the responsibilities
His name is M-Bone! Demonstrate to the people how to dance in a southern style
The style in which we studied and consequently introduced to the inner-city
Prior to this the crowd is inquiring…
[CHORUS]
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
All my females adore me
All my females adore me
All my females adore me
You cannot compete with my Douglas
[VERSE 3]
Situated at the back of the party, I do not partake in the revelry
I am merely looking to get inebriated and find a voluptuous female
I engage in the Douglas, but those who surround me are filled with negativity
No matter, I am about to exit with a female and proceed back to my dwelling
She is joined by a friend which means I will require the assistance of another male
I will perform sexual acts despite her lengthy frame
She expresses deep affection for me, possibly love
Uninterested I change the subject and proceed to Douglas
I do not have a care, I smoke marijuana and obtain currency
I can leave two foul women feeling like they are Playboy Bunnies
They are going to make us Douglas in the middle of the bed
And when I asked for fellatio I was met with an awkward glare
Drat! Vile women you cannot lecture me! Starr has so generously created this musical accompaniment
And I have figuratively just removed it from the oven
I simply Douglas when everyone is at the nightclub
I detest skinny jeans due to a lack of room for my weapon
[CHORUS]
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
Instruct me how to Douglas
All my females adore me
All my females adore me
All my females adore me
You cannot compete with my Douglas
Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough
Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough
[Intro]
Hark! Attention, friends!
My appearance is a grand occassion
While my Chevrolet has been maintained to the utmost standards of a NASCAR racer
With painstaking detail applied to both interior and exterior surfaces
The rolling stock is large
And the ride quality plush
Allowing me to adopt a relaxed driving position, with one hand loosely gripping the wooden steering wheel
[Chorus x 4 ]
Dairy products on the interior
Minimalist design cues on the exterior
Paint work reminiscent of frozen dairy desert products]
[Verse 1]
My philosophy for the exterior aesthetics of my car is minimalism, while the interior is finished in a lush shade of off-white
With television sets installed on the control panel, I am able to watch Saved By The Bell as I proceed to my waterfront home.
This is a daily occurance in my lavish and leisurely life, and my steering wheel is wood, much like a Louisville-produced baseball bat
My social circle can be classified as “Lunatics”, much like the rapper Nelly’s
And I own a Mercury Grand Marquis adorned in a shade known as “Grape Jelly”, as well as a large, black Chevrolet Caprice sedan from the 1980’s
Upon starting my car, it is impossible to ignore the sonorous exhaust note, or the extremely large wheels that fit poorly underneath the wheel arches
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I am worthy of your undividied attention, like the commencement ceremonies of the Super Bowl
My newest late model American vehicle has aroused the anger of many enemies
The paintwork on my vehicle possess a sheen like women’s makeup, and a large stature similar to my colleague Rick Ross
My vast fortune was built over a significant period of time, in stark contrast to the expedient wealth of some of my peers
Now I am able to hang an ornamental “fuzzy dice” in my rear view mirror, while the significant bass of my audio system is reminiscent of a blow from Kimbo Slice
With tinted glass and white-painted wheels
I am able to purchase any good without financial repercussions, but my frugality has extended to the purchase of my vehicles, all of which were acquired for an amount I consider inconsequential
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
Get Your Roll On - Big Tymers
[Verse 1]
I consummate relationships with promicuous females
After my musical endeavors have ceased
I possess an extremely large phallus
And encourage those with unusual sexual proclivities to indulge their whims
Mercedes-Benz, Corvette, Hummers and private aircraft
Rolex wristwatches ensure a steady flow of sex partners
All vehicles come equipped with on-board television sets and 20” wheels
Every day is experienced with diamond jewlery
Manny Fresh is my appellation, and your wife is the biological mother of my children
Her proficiency at oral sex is commendable
Now let us embark in motor vehicles
[Chorus x 4]
Populace! Let us pilot motor cars
Let us pilot motherfucking motor cars
[Verse 2]
Silence, insolent woman!
Surely, you must be aware of my standing in the community
For I am the foremost Stunna
I am the head of a prostiution syndicate
And possess a Cadillac car
My previous career as a merchant saw me peddling various quantities of stimulants
At the end of my most recent journey
I purchased five Bentley Azures
Take time to note the association of Cash Money Billionaires with the precious metal platinum
[Chorus x 4]
[Verse 3]
I enjoy loud vehicle muffler systems
Large wheels and diamonds
My minimum requirements for an internal combustion engine are 12 cylinders are greater
And no material but leather will suffice for the interior of my vehicles
Playstation gaming consoles and DVD playing units
Your wife will be accompanying me to bed this evening
I leave the vehicle’s window sticket intact to denote my wealth
And my arms extend outward to display my jewels
Fresh! Look! We previous defiled that strumpet some time ago!
Good sir, how many dollars do you possess? For I appear to have stop keeping count.
Let us imbibe Cristal and Moet
And then assault our female companions
Let us pilot motor cars!
It’s Goin Down - Yung Joc
[Intro]
Hello, residents of impoverished regions of the United States of America
I am known to all as “Nitty”
Please allow me to introduce an esteemed member of my social circle
This African American has been dubbed “Joc”
And he is the rightful Lord of the borough “College Park”
He would be honored to share his lyrical gifts with such a distinguished audience
[Verse 1]
African Americans consistently challenge my social standing
Inquiring as to the location of my domicile
I am a proud native of the College Park neighborhood of Fulton County, Georgia
Where the dominant local industry is the illicit re-sale of automobile parts
And the prefered recreational activity is spending large amounts of money on food and alcohol consumption
My preferred shoes are from the Air Jordan brand
And my libation of choice is Patron tequila - I suggest that you adopt this as yours as well
The 1969 Oldsmobile Cutlass equipped with individual seating is dear to my heart
I have installed a custom audio system for the benefit of my sexual partners, past, present and future
I am often found in my neighborhood, patronizing local merchants
Armed with a hand gun and conversing on my mobile telephone as I reconcile my personal finances
A character held in high esteem amongst local residents, they salute me as I pass them in my motorcar
Do not ask why I enjoy such popularity
Conduct yourself accordingly
[Chorus]
Interact with me at the local narcotics distribution center
Interact with me at a place of business
Interact with me at a social club or dance hall
Wherever it may be, jolly escapades are gaurenteed
[Verse 2]
This is the second verse, carry on without hesitation
My neck is festooned with jewels, while my pockets lined with units of currency
When I purchase goods, women are unable to function
As I spend money with reckless abandon
I am also engaging in trafficking of narcotics
And local figures have dubbed me “African American Donald Trump”
My stimulant sales are consistently profitable
And my ballads resonate with the populace, so long as Nitty is responsible for the compositions
I am positive of the mass adoration that I enjoy
African Americans are assured of this
Especially since we possess an abundance of automobiles
I place my female companions in the rear of my black BMW 6-Series
They have professed a fondness for same-sex relations, so I must find more willing partners
Negative remarks must be disclosed in person
Any disputes will be settled with fisticuffs
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
The festivities shall commence! Alert the populace!
Hast thou ever witnessed the sight of a Chevrolet Caprice with bespoke Lamborghini doors?
The pace of my motoring is relaxed and calm
The better to display my exclusive footwear
Despite attracting the attention of federal law enforcement
I am careful to use intermediaries to perform illegal transactions
Maintaining eye contact with these gentleman incites surprise
Alert me as to your geographic origins by making hand signals
And exhale cannabis smoke in your fellow man’s face
I enjoy displaying my wealth and my collection of diamonds
I will throw small denomination bills at fellow men and women without regard for my own financial standing
Who’s Real - Jadakiss
Who’s Real - Jadakiss feat. Swizz Beats and OJ Da Juiceman
[Chorus]
He’s authentic. She is not.
I disdain the latter
If you are genuine, express it audibly
Hark! Hark! Jada - identify those who are insincere!
If you identify with this refrain, clap your hands
[Verse 1]
Firearms will be discharged, narcotics will be sold
Blood will be spilled, while skin will be disfigured
Authenticity will triumph over dishonesty
Goodwill will prevail twice over
All that remained was yellow crime scene tape, and his footwear
There was a delay upon the announcement of his funeral arrangements
We ready our .38 caliber handguns, posessing superior firepower
In the event of a disingenuous act, we are well situated to exact revenge
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Who is authentic? Who is insincere?
I pilot a silver Hummer H2 with 28” wheels
My outlook on life is positive
Please alert me if you feel similar
It is difficult to maintain such a disposition for the sake of positivity
However I do so to spite those who do not wish me well
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I carry large quantities of cash in addition to credit lines
My driving style is erratic, as I do not follow the prescribed traffic laws
I am no longer engaged in small scale criminality, but rather complex transactions
I prefer a long investment strategy
Reputable business people prefer to engage in commerce with me, while dishonest persons will be faced with deadly force
I delight in exposing the facades of those who maintain affectations
And am an expert in maiming my enemies, as well as vandalizing their automobiles with bullet holes
I discharge my AR-15 with lethal accuracy
Fireman - Lil Wayne
[Chorus]
I am a member of the Fire Brigade
I posses the divine spark of Zeus!
You may be able to initiate combustion, but you will be unable to smother the flames
[Verse 1]
No mere mortal is able to challenge my supremacy
I don a balaclava and liquidate funds one week in advance, that is to say, rapidly
Nor do I require a “hood pass”, for I am the sole authority vested by ghetto denizens to issue such a document
My jewels are festooned with many precious stones, so that my torso is reminiscent of the popular breakfast cereal mascot “Toucan Sam”
Even the lush hues of the Carribbean are no match for the beauty of my regalia
Should you find my lover in a compromising position, take it upon yourself to engage in coitus with her, regardless of consent
However, be warned that she may demand funds upon completion of the act
I have noticed she favors today’s scandalous trousers that display her buttocks
However my ladies do not don such fashions, for that is where the narcotics are concealed
My courtship skills are unmatched, while yours are pitiful
I am adept at providing sexual pleasure to women
And they do not forget who I am
Please begin performing oral sex
For I am a member of the Fire Brigade, and my official transportation is nearby
[Chorus]
As I arrive at my place of learning, I have been appointed as the heir to Birdman
Dear teachers, please do not attempt to quantify my fortunes
My music accurately reflects a life of poverty, unlike cartoons
I doff my shirt, to display my tattoos and disfiguring scars
Cash Money Records will allow for the actualization of one’s aspirations
My life is free of obstacles
[Chorus]
While I am fond of piloting my motor vehicle by my lonesome
The large quantity of narcotics in the cargo area is equivalent to another passenger
My fortune easily surpasses others by a factor of two
My competitors lack my drive and work ethic
And are unaware of my presence
With your permissions, Madam, I will perform oral sex on you
My penchant for luxury goods is innate, while others struggle to keep up appearances
For I am a superior participant like Michael Jordan or Gary Payton
[Chorus]
Ride Wit Me - Nelly
[Chorus]
If you would like to accompany me in my motor vehicle
We will drive on three wheels in our 1964 Chevrolet Impala equipped with gold Dayton wire wheels
Conducting myself in such a manner is pleasing
It must be due to my substantial wealth
[Verse 1]
At a late hour in a social club, I am scouting the premises for potential mates
My preferences is a young, nubile woman willing to engage in coitus without emotional attachment
She can be 18 years of age with a mercurial temperament, or 19 years of age from an upper class background
However, the overriding requirement is ultimately a large rear end
A-ha! I have spotted one lass in the area demarcated for dancing
Before I was able to initiate conversation, she approached and expressed her admiration for my most recent music video
She indicated her eagerness to leave, and I was unable to refuse
Her figure was superb, and her grooming and clothing standards were exquisite
And the majestic manner in which the light reflected off her diamond jewelry was mesmerizing
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Despite her marvelous looks, my companion has minimal social graces
And lacks the consideration to bring me food or alcohol
My extensive lines of credit allow me to consume material goods
Which incites jealousy amongst my enemies
Look with envy as I pilot my Range Rover 4.6 HSE to excessive velocities
The custom exterior paint fluctuates as I change course
I still have yet to adjust to the feelings that come with earning a living from legitimate labor rather than trafficking cocaine
However I am now able to register my motorcars in my own name rather than my mothers
My, how my fortunes have changed! I am able to submit my credit scores without embarassment
I have recieved notification from the State of New Jersey that a festive occasion is taking place in New York City
I indicate that I will be present and purchase a ticket for the next airline flight using cash
My seatmate is Wheel Of Fortune’s Vanna White
[Chorus]
It may surprise you to learn this, but many of my peers doubted my verbal proficiency
While others claimed that I was a failure
Yet, those same fellows are requesting financial assistance from me, and I take pleasure in declining
And they persist in asking for tickets to my live peformances
Heavens, no! Surely you must be joshing!
[Verse 3]
Now that I am famous, wealthy and powerful, other African Americans wish to know how I achieved this status
However, I am content with my station in life, and the interior of my Range Rover is swathed in the finest wood
I am instructing you to fellate me and have intercourse with me
We conduct ourselves as if we were narcotics traffickers, and imbibe Cristal champagne
With my female companion in the social club, while I remain in my Mercedes-Benz, my lady instructs me to leave with more sex partners in tow.
If she would like to knock, pop or rock, then I will indulge her various whims
And if she requires diamond jewelry I will place it upon her wrist
When African Americans see my diamonds they gossip or become jealous
But women who insist on leering should signal their attraction by kissing me
